1) Start drinking and doing drugs. And I mean a lot. Work up to hard stuff.
2) Start pissing people off on internet with rude comments. Really go for it.
4) If science says it’s true, deny deny deny!
5) Make up stories and conspiracies and tell the world about them.
6) Road rage is my new motto.
7) To judge: everybody.
8) If someone is different then me in any way, really let them know they are weird.
9) Let people know my opinion is more important then theirs.
10) Complain more.